{"product_id":"the-lazy-way-to-junk-journaling","title":"The Lazy Way To Junk Journaling","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial Master eBook \/ Direct Digital Download (PDF)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAN UNSETTLINGLY CHEERFUL REVELATION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"When the universe was originally put together, it was widely agreed to be a magnificent success that made a great deal of people very happy. But then, as is so often the case, the Tidy Thinkers arrived. 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Have you tried the pristine, minimalist, \"clean desk\" lifestyle only to find that your soul only truly wakes up when surrounded by coffee stains, half-finished fiction, and the comforting crunch of textured, tea-stained paper?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lazy Way to Creative Sovereignty\u003c\/b\u003e is decidedly not a self-help book. (We have it on good authority that the universe is far too lazy to read self-help books anyway). 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Learn how to draft your goals as vibrant, defiant fiction so detailed that reality has no choice but to fold its arms and sync up with your pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e✂️ The Philosophy of the Ink Blot (Pratchett Style):\u003c\/b\u003e A celebration of the analog. 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